[Forum Game] What would you do?

Punch that hooker in the mouth again for getting blood on my pillow.

What would you do if the internet was turned off?

Get a life.

What would you do when a zombie outbreak starts in your town ?

Get three other friends, some guns, some peelz, and get to the chopper.

What would you do if you could be invisible?

If I could be invisible, I would:

1) take a shit on the windshield of a patrol car.
2) raid a bookstore
3) steal shit tons of food from the grocery store
4) play pranks like mad
5) pick pocket people
6) follow the mayor into his office, rattle the blinds, slam the door and make ghostly sounds
7) "haunt" a police station
8 ) walk into people's houses while they sleep, rearrange their furniture, put all of their dishes and silverware into their oven, and write weird stuff in latin on their mirrors
9) go to all of your houses and pester you until you all RP.




Otherwise...

What would you do if you could fly, and had immunity to the effects of pressure while flying?

Break the laws of thermodynamics and destroy physics.

What would you do if you had no legs?

I would use somebody else's legs with the assistance of simple surgeon's tools and necromantic magic.



What would you do if you woke up on a military starship one day as the captain of space pirates?

Raid Vespene transports like hell.

What would you do when you could teleport back and forth to a location of choice _once_ ?

The beginning of everything and destroy whatever began everything. Thus making my actions and everyones actions up to the point of my attaining this abillity null and void.

What would you do if God was real?

Play cards with God.

What would you do if you would get cancer from replying ?

Get cancer, then reply.

What would you do if you got raped by a fat greasy turd?

Huddle in a corner and starve to death.

What would you do when you get paralyzed ?

Stop being a pussy and move my ass.

Who would you kill if you could kill just one person?

Main character of a live show for kids.

What would you do when Jesus knocks on your door, telling you he moved in nextdoor and was wondering of you could spare a brick of milk.

Tell him Milk comes in bottles in Britain, not bricks and close the door.

What would you do if you were doomed to me being the only person you can ever talk to again?

Talk to something more intelligent, say cabbage, for example.

What would you do when a guy asks you for directions to a nearby town ?

(oooooh, buuuuurned Shantari)

Give him directions, or steal his car.

What would you do if I shot Shantari in the foot?

Get to know you better, then start a 2 person cult with you. Eventually I betray you and sacrifice you to the elder gods. Then, I will grow tentacles on my face.

What would you do if you were a master freerunner / parkour athlete?

Fight some cops, deliver some packages, listen to Lisa Miskovsky.

What would you do if you were perma-glued to your arch nemisis?

Get some wolves to chew him off me.

What would you do if technology was banned ?

Un-ban it.

What would you do if you were Batman?

Put on my underpants _before_ I put on my pants.

What would you do if you were last person on earth ?

Hunt down Infinity Ward's headquarters and blow it up, burn down the California Redwoods, and fill the ocean with tea.

What would you do if you lived in China?

Die of horrible diseases and communism.

What would you do when a nuclear war starts ?

Join the guys with more nukes, and win the war.

What would you do if Garg ruled the Earth? (Do not answer, Garg)