Corrupt A Wish (Fantasy)

Subject: Corrupt A Wish (Fantasy) Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:12 pm

Corrupt A Wish Fantasy Edition
Stay on topic.

Example:

I wish dragons would stop breathing fire.
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Granted, but now they have rocket launchers.
I wish druids were nerfed.
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Granted, etc
I wish, etc

I'll start.

I wish dwarves were taller.

Goblin Gorer Posts : 7 Join date : 2009-12-23

Wish granted, but they grow to a size tall enough to elevate their bodies into space's deadly environment, thus killing all dwarfish creatures known and unknown to man.

I wish my wish wasn't granted.

Off-topic: Too many forums practice this game.

Goal that will expire in the next 3 days: Get 6 members into the federation!

~ WF.

P.S.: Team Blight takes it home!

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish (Fantasy) Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:14 am

Granted, but a faery decides to grant your wish anyway.

I wish that everybody stopped making blatant Drizzt Do'urden ripoffs.

((It's a staple to every forum ever, and I may get 2 recruits))

62nd British Mage Posts : 23 Join date : 2009-12-23

Your wish is granted, but then everybody stops making characters and your life becomes meaningless, forcing you to jump off a bridge.

I wish I knew what fantasy is.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish (Fantasy) Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:34 am

Granted, but I edited your post.

I wish there wasn't a dragon guarding the treasure.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish (Fantasy) Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:19 am

Granted, but the treasure chest turns out to be a Mimic.

I wish awesome and overpowered creatures would stop being close to extinction.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish (Fantasy) Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:42 am

Your wish is granted.

Instead, every character you play is close to extinction. Razz

I wish I were trained in the arts of wizardry.

62nd British Mage Posts : 23 Join date : 2009-12-23

Granted, but in the process you have to have sex with 23 rakes simultaneously to obtain your power. Then you die because you bleed to death.

I wish that wishes weren't wish corrupted by the creators.

Goblin Gorer Posts : 15 Join date : 2009-12-23

Granted, but now wishing is null and void

I wish that Meradinians were the best race ever.

62nd British Mage Posts : 23 Join date : 2009-12-23

Granted, but elves are still better than you. (E-E-E-Edited. FANTASY NOOB)

I wish fairies made more porn.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish (Fantasy) Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:06 pm

Granted, effeminate homosexual males make more porn.

I wish I was a necromancer.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish (Fantasy) Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:18 pm

Granted. You become a necromancer just for the rotting zombie harem. TASTY.

I wish my boyfriend were a sexy mind flayer. Suspect

Goblin Gorer Posts : 15 Join date : 2009-12-23

Granted, but he kills you during an attempt at leaving him.

I wish that my bow-and-arrow came with anti-spy attachments.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish (Fantasy) Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:27 pm

Granted, but the huntsman hitbox was fixed.

(I wish people could stay on topic. Huntsman being an Australian mercenary's weapon is riding the line)
I wish completely different sapient species would stop having fucked up hybrid babies.

62nd British Mage Posts : 23 Join date : 2009-12-23

Granted, instead they start coming out as pure elves.

I wish people would stop drugging the bloody dragons.